March 2011
1 post
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Mar 1st
February 2011
9 posts
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“Ugh… ‘Princess Diaries 2’?! In FRENCH!? I’d rather watch...”
– My Dad
Feb 16th
1 note
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Feb 13th
4 notes
4 tags
“I know gelatin has bone in it, but… I CAYNT GIVE UP MAH CANDY!!!”
– My sister Kerri, in a hick accent, as she scarfs down a bunch of gummy worms.
Feb 7th
3 notes
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Feb 7th
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“What a wonderful surprise! Thank you, person who vomited on my car!”
– Hayley F’s Facebook Status
Feb 6th
1 tag
Feb 6th
5 tags
weird girl of the world
caitlin: [reading perezhilton.com] "Seth Rogen gets engaged!"
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
caitlin: [keeps reading] "Our hearts go out to weird girls all over the world who will be devastated at this announcement."
me: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 6th
3 tags
“‘Alive’ is good. ‘Die’ is bad. Trust me on this one, my...”
– Neal Schweiber, Freaks and Geeks
Feb 6th
2 tags
Feb 6th