![me: [to manager] ooh, that’s one of my favourite customers!customer: [older man approaches till] I’ll take a “mike tyson” today, please.me: I’m sorry, what?customer: a “big black” … heheheme: *nervous laughter*…customer leaves with his coffee…manager: so… is it the racism that you find endearing?](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhen0lNWPH1qh1sgbo1_500.jpg)
me: [to manager] ooh, that’s one of my favourite customers!
customer: [older man approaches till] I’ll take a “mike tyson” today, please.
me: I’m sorry, what?
customer: a “big black” … hehehe
me: *nervous laughter*
…customer leaves with his coffee…
manager: so… is it the racism that you find endearing?
1 note / 02.03.11 / Permalink
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I know gelatin has bone in it, but… I CAYNT GIVE UP MAH CANDY!!!
My sister Kerri, in a hick accent, as she scarfs down a bunch of gummy worms.
3 notes / 08.02.11 / Permalink
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During an intense game of ‘Counterfactuals:’
Sheldon: In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver, what food is no longer consumed?
Leonard: A B.L.T. where the “B” stands for “Beaver?”
Sheldon: …Leonard, be serious, we’re playing a game here.
Leonard: Well, beavers eat tree bark… the only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon, so I’ll say “Cinnamon.”
Sheldon: Incorrect. Obviously the answer is cheese danish.
69 notes / 07.02.11 / Permalink
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What a wonderful surprise! Thank you, person who vomited on my car!
Hayley F’s Facebook Status
0 notes / 07.02.11 / Permalink
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weird girl of the world
- caitlin: [reading perezhilton.com] "Seth Rogen gets engaged!"
- me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
- caitlin: [keeps reading] "Our hearts go out to weird girls all over the world who will be devastated at this announcement."
- me: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 notes / 07.02.11 / Permalink
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‘Alive’ is good. ‘Die’ is bad. Trust me on this one, my dad’s a dentist.
Neal Schweiber, Freaks and Geeks
2 notes / 06.02.11 / Permalink
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