me: [to manager] ooh, that’s one of my favourite customers!customer: [older man approaches till] I’ll take a “mike tyson” today, please.me: I’m sorry, what?customer: a “big black” … heheheme: *nervous laughter*…customer leaves with his coffee…manager: so… is it the racism that you find endearing?

me: [to manager] ooh, that’s one of my favourite customers!
customer: [older man approaches till] I’ll take a “mike tyson” today, please.
me: I’m sorry, what?
customer: a “big black” … hehehe
me: *nervous laughter*
…customer leaves with his coffee…
manager: so… is it the racism that you find endearing?

weird girl of the world

  • caitlin: [reading perezhilton.com] "Seth Rogen gets engaged!"
  • me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
  • caitlin: [keeps reading] "Our hearts go out to weird girls all over the world who will be devastated at this announcement."
  • me: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is me. im awkward. with my crazy parents (former funeral directors and a father who happens to be the mayor of my town), my hilarious little sisters, my barista job at starbucks (insane customers aplenty), my love of film and tv (im a media grad), and my inability to talk normally to people … i figured i could adequately fill a microblog with quotable quotations from day-to-day minutiae. wurd.

this is me. im awkward. with my crazy parents (former funeral directors and a father who happens to be the mayor of my town), my hilarious little sisters, my barista job at starbucks (insane customers aplenty), my love of film and tv (im a media grad), and my inability to talk normally to people … i figured i could adequately fill a microblog with quotable quotations from day-to-day minutiae. wurd.

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