Ugh… ‘Princess Diaries 2’?! In FRENCH!? I’d rather watch ‘THE HILLS’!! But just barely…

My Dad
“…which is why I just prefer to think of the homeless as outdoorsy. So, shine on, urban campers! You smell like adventure!”

“…which is why I just prefer to think of the homeless as outdoorsy. So, shine on, urban campers! You smell like adventure!”

During an intense game of ‘Counterfactuals:’ Sheldon: In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver, what food is no longer consumed?Leonard: A B.L.T. where the “B” stands for “Beaver?”Sheldon: …Leonard, be serious, we’re playing a game here.Leonard: Well, beavers eat tree bark… the only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon, so I’ll say “Cinnamon.”Sheldon: Incorrect. Obviously the answer is cheese danish.

During an intense game of ‘Counterfactuals:’

Sheldon: In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver, what food is no longer consumed?
Leonard: A B.L.T. where the “B” stands for “Beaver?”
Sheldon: …Leonard, be serious, we’re playing a game here.
Leonard: Well, beavers eat tree bark… the only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon, so I’ll say “Cinnamon.”
Sheldon: Incorrect. Obviously the answer is cheese danish.

‘Alive’ is good. ‘Die’ is bad. Trust me on this one, my dad’s a dentist.

Neal Schweiber, Freaks and Geeks
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